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Thursday, June 21, 2007

Joke of the Day 3 - Computer Genders

Are computer male of female? You decide and vote!

Women claim that computers should be referred to in the masculine gender because:
1. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.
2. They have a lot of data, but are still clueless.
3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they are the problem.
4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that, if you had waited a little longer you could have had a better model.

Men concluded that computers should be referred to in the feminine gender because:
1. No one but the Creator understands their internal logic.
2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.
3. Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for retrieval.
4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.

So, you decide. Respond to this post!

4 comments:

Bethany said...

Very cute Keith :) Ok, originally I was going to say computers are definitely male but I can see a few female traits as well :)

sci fi guy said...

Nice way to ride the fence Bethany!

Ri¢hieRi¢h said...

I am a computer guy and can definitely tell you that computers are females. You have to treat them well if not they get mad and start giving you problems.

My vote goes to Female.

Anonymous said...

Male defenitely!

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